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It is inevitable that if you are an SAP consultant, you work too close the customer’s project manager, end users, and other consultants. SAP project requires team working. Without a good team working, an SAP project cannot be successful! Think about a situation like that one of your colleagues ask a question! But you don’t know the correct answer totally. Here they are 20 top answers you need to know to be an SAP expert consultant.

It’s just a joke! Let’s have fun! Don’t take these answers seriously! Actually It’s up to you! You just use them in emergency please!

1. It depends how you configure it.
2. That’s not a good translation from German.
3. That’s another module.
4. How did you get there?
5. That’s a good question. I’d like to see how that works myself.
6. That will be in the next release. I haven’t seen actually seen it yet!
7. You wouldn’t want to do that!
8. Let’s try that and see what happens.
9. That’s a Basis question.
10. I don’t know, the “expert” will be here Monday. Be sure to ask him/her.
11. That’s not the way it’s supposed to work! What did you do?
12. You’ll never need to do that, but if you do, call the hotline.
13. Trust me, I know what I’m talking about.
14. An ABAP report can be written to get that information.
15. I’m sorry I have a plan to catch.
16. It’s a bug!
17. Let me call the programmers in Walldorf.
18. OSS is down!
19. It’s been fixed in the next release, but you don’t want to upgrade at this stage.
20. That’s outside the scope of what we are doing. (The most important answer if you have no idea at all.)

Look at #14 answer. SAP functional consultants can use this answer, then SAP ABAP consultant can use the answer #9, then SAP Basis consultant can use the answer #20.

How did you find the answers? Which one is your favorite?

via Gabriel Waldeyer.

Tags: consultant

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