Things you probably didn’t know about SAP
Have you seen this funny website “Chuck Norris Style SAP Facts“? I think you probably didn’t know these facts about SAP. Don’t tell anbody these, if you are working with SAP 
Here are some facts:
- SAP can divide by zero.
- The matrix runs SAP.
- The song “Killing me softly” was originally written by a SAP customer.
- Oracle runs SAP.
- SAP is so efficient in creating software, there is actually only one developer writing code, all others are architects and managers.
- SAP XI is used by Pentagon to translate alien radio signals to plain English.
- “ABAP is the only language understood by aliens” - SETI
- In the US Army, SAPpers are combat engineers.
- SAP wins a patent for all technologies whose names have 3-letter acronyms: ERP, CRM, MDM, XML, ESA, SOA etc…
- Oracle still hides the fact that FUSION stands for: Finally use SAP in our network
- The European Union has decided that by 2008, ABAP will be the only offical language used in parliament
- Contrary to popular belief, Walldorf is actually the centre of the universe
- BSIK, BSID, BSEG - BE SAD
Why Chuck Norris facts? Everybody knows Chuck Norris.
The concept of this fact site is taken from Chuck Norris Facts and Bruce Schneier Facts
There was a contest for SAP Facts, here is Dagfinn Parnas‘ blog post: SAP Facts Chuck Norris style - We have a winner!
[flickr] SvobodaIT - Chuck Norris